Howdy

There are times you feel like a marmoset and want to use words like "howdy" and "schweet." There is no doubt in my mind that such inconceivably annoying language should not be used outside the confines of one's own home. This is why I say that those who use these words should be eaten alive by man eating racoons while sitting naked in a pool of grapefruit juice. All those in favor, say I.